Let yourself be carried away by my natural and carefree pee flow!
V x
Victoria has just been woken up by her bladder and she's desperate for the bathroom, her bladder is bursting, she's got to go the toilet so badly, but she's still half asleep and feeling her way around!
Let me tell you how it came about, the 'sleepy pee' style happened by accident really:
I did one of my pee recordings first thing in the morning when I wasn't properly awake yet, so the pee flow was without any 'style' because I wasn't
controlling it, it just sorta 'flowed' any old how and quite happily out of me and Steve @ Cascade picked up on it's inconsistent flow, he messaged me saying that my 'sleepy peeing'
could be a new 'pee style'?
They're funny because I'm still half asleep and not in proper control of the flow - in fact I don't think I open my eyes - it's definitely a fun piss!!
All these recordings are the corked night time bladderfulls that were so happy to get out, but the pee had no direction nor power, it didn't know where it was going, it was like a piss in a trance with no direction nor personality!
It wasn't being controlled at all, I was literally still asleep, it was my bladder doing all the emptying work, it was like I was having a pee on 'auto' and when I listened to it later (when I was awake), I thought it sounded like a confused pee? Like it didn't know if it'd finished or not?
My bladder is so used to going thru' the mill with so many styles of peeing being asked of it, I suppose it was surprised that it didn't have any commands or instructions? I thought it was kinda cute how it took over?
For me it's my favourite 'section under construction' right now, because I know that I just plonk myself down on the toilet seat and my brain unlocks
my bladder and lets the pee go, that's all I have to do, I don't even have to wake up, I can go back to sleep while my cute bladder takes over and goes to work, it even does the
squeezing of the last drops for me, (like my natural flow) how good is that?!
This kind of start to the day is so me because
basically, I am a lazy person, if someone or some thing can do 'things' for me I lap it up and I can close my eyes and relax while my pee makes it's lazy way out into the light of
day, this pee style is so easy and so playful, it really sets me up for the day. As soon as we can I'll do a nice sample of my sleepy pee (oh oh, it's up there now) and my dear
friend & partner in crime will get his editing cap on and he'll put this 30 minute section up for you to buy &download
I hope the sound of my sleepy peeing will do
magical things for you V xx
This is only a short sample of the actual recording
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